Professors Seraphine and Creed are back, and yet, not quite drunk enough for the demands of watching “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald.” Join us for our feature-length breakdown, where the beasts are fantastic, the crimes are nonexistent, and none of the previous books matter!
Join your Professors as they dive in to their Drunk Potterwatch of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! No transcript, just audio, and we are watching the extended version of the movie.
In our second Drunk Potterwatch, your Professors tackle Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. Join us as we squeak every time a Niffler appears, and discuss costumes, Eddie Redmayne’s face, Tina’s missing balls, whether or not Ezra Miller is handsome, inbred No-Majs, Neil Gorsuch Shaw and Fox News, magical umbrellas, Newt and Hagrid BFFs, magical creature trafficking,…
Welcome to our inaugural Drunk Potterwatch! We’ll be keeping it simple for these, which are more or less bonus episodes. No transcript, mainly because Professor Seraphine couldn’t bring herself to transcribe her own drunken ramblings. So for the brave (and possibly bored) among you, enjoy our drinky movie-length commentary!